Pessimistic T-Shirt
Doom and Gloom. You're Welcome.
Some people see the bright side of everything. You're probably not one of them.
This original Don Capone design is for the pessimist who expects the worst, the cynic who isn't buying it, and the person who somehow manages to find the downside before everybody else does.
It's a celebration of doom and gloom, dark humor and the particular talent of expecting disaster before breakfast.
If optimism isn't really your thing, this shirt may finally say exactly what you've been thinking.
Available in multiple sizes and colors through the online shop.
Doom and Gloom for the Professional Pessimist
Pessimism gets a bad reputation, but somebody has to point out that things could go horribly wrong.
This original Don Capone artwork is built around the familiar personality of the pessimist: the cynic, the skeptic, the worrier and the person who instinctively looks for the catch.
The design embraces the humor of being the person who always expects the worst. It's not necessarily negativity — sometimes it's simply being prepared.
The result is a funny, darkly sarcastic graphic shirt for people who appreciate cynical humor, pessimistic jokes and a healthy amount of doom and gloom.
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